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writing about what I view of the channel that shows our decision makers at work

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

I went and saw Borat and came away mightily impressed with his ability to show the true racism and homophobia, and not to mention misogyny and class bias in america.

I think I should start up website that I think are horrible and take them to a new extreme. Like a spin off of Hot Or Not.com would be pictures of people but then ranking how how they are by, if you would have sex with them knowing that they had certain STD's and on the side you would have the symptoms of the STD's the rate of communicability with condom, cost of treatment for if you do get the disease. You know create a matrix of attractiveness to venereal disease. it would be called something like wouldyoudothem.com? I wonder if there are enough people out there who would say something stupid like "yeah dude I'd sleep with jessica alba even if she had aids, she's fucking hot"

I also realized how funny it would be if people started doing the chicken dance at funerals. I mean a bunch of people get up after the eulogy and start flapping their arms, dancing around then clapping. Or maybe at a bris. Spellcheck can't recognize bris, but it can communion and Eucharist, damn biased programmers.

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