(Junk Drawer) it's how you would say juncture if you were really drunk.
And is it really just an invention of laziness?

And maybe that is how the junk drawer originated, a man was at a party standing in his own kitchen chatting away when someone came up to him with their birthday present and it's a poster, he's thinking "gee thanks another poster, now I can punch a little hole in the wall to keep it up, what tool should I use to do this with." he obviously goes through the options, sticky tac, thump tacks, glue, duct ( masking or scotch if you got the time to make all the loops) or straight up sewing needles if he's got the gumption. But where would any young single make keep any of those objects? in the junk drawer of course. The junk drawer, another one of lifes great mysteries.

My roomate said his manager some big middle aged black guy at UPS goes around using the words crunchy and itchy in the place of good or nice job. Crunchy I can understand, it's like something s kid would say smiling, in an old skippy comercial. But itchy I can't get so I will try and say itchy in every way I have heard it used.

I like to take showers after I get itchy.
Yeah man chicken pox are itchy for at least a couple days.
he was just itching to get in the game.
I got an itching for another cigarette.
He gave his back a furious itch.
Yeah I like the fit of this sweater, but the fabric is a little itchy.

Mike DeWine of Ohio actually accused the man he was running with of having a scandal in his office when he was in govt, because some guy in his office ate a banana laced with marajuiana and had to be sent to the hospital.

Elections were disappointing in that KARE 11 would not give up local coverage to go to the nationally broad casted NBC with Tim Russert. There is something about the shape of his head and the bulge in his eyeball when he asked a tough question that just tickles me pink. And I will alway remember staying up late during the 2000 election to watch him scribble furiously at his white board. It was for me what many in this state had with the twins winning the world series. That there was no time when you should go to bed. The fate of the president may be decided tonight so you may stay up all night if you must.

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