Tonight there was alot of ideas I came across. To add on to my having intercourse idea about how hot would they have to be to sleep with someone who has herpes, like no way dude I would sleep with her even if she had Gonorrhea. To add to that you could include other ridiculous things like, what race is this person into, like stereotyping the kinds of people who are into racial stereotypes. What is the stereotype woman who only date black guys like? I talked to a woman tonight majoring in African American studies, and she said she has had multiple conversations about people being so surprised about her not dating a black guy or having any sort of black relative. Which makes me thing if anyone has ever chosen their major (because they could be happy with any job in life and they are smart enough to major in anything) based on what type of women are they into?
Also tonight we thought about what jobs it would be funny to interpret as if the male person was horny. Because I assume that all types of men no matter what the profession become horny at work. DO dentists ever get horny? if they do what sort of thoughts do they have while working on your teeth. They could think about what type of position they would have sex with you in. What if that was a website like "hot or not" and along with figuring out what std's you could get and people would still sleep with you, and what stereotype racial group you would most date, you could also put what position would you most like to fuck this person in. Then every time you sleep with someone you could know that on average most people would like to sleep with you in this (fill in the blank) position.
Also white castle on a weekend night after bar close is an interesting place, a place that all types of people go to, it appeals to the addicting personality which infects across race gender and age group, Crave case! craving is an addictive feeling and everyone feels it. I think someone should make a documentary about 24 hour restaurant culture. Call is night owls or something catchy, and just go around and interview people
I must retire, I will fix the spelling mistakes soon, my apologies
The dude on the left is dropping sarin gas
About Me
- Nolan
- A skeptical NBA fanatic who tries to raise children by say and wait tables by night. Making jokes is a side hobby and puns are specialty. Reads news, thinks about city planning, transportation, and why anything exists.
1 comment:
I actually haven't seen much flicking off the entire time I've been here. Only drunk Australians do that, apparently. Oh, and the drunk people that the bus driver doesn't let on the bus because they don't have enough money or they're too drunk. So bacially you have to be inebriated. (Do you know where that sign originated? I will tell you the story someday.)
I wish I saw more animals here that weren't mice or foxes. I've bicycled through nearly all of the parks, and thank god I haven't seen a domestic deer because I would probably hit it since it's always dark here and my front light broke.
And I say freewheel because not even I can handle a fixed gear. Actually, she knows how to jump off walls and shit, so maybe a fixed. Did you know that they make back wheels that can be both (you flip it the other way)? I almost spent £700 on a bicycle just for that, but then I told myself that travelling is better than having a sweet ride. Sometimes I have to lie to myself to get by.
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