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Saturday, December 16, 2006

DRUNK MAN AT PARTY SUFFERS CONCUSSION WHILE JUMPING AROUND TO SAFETY DANCE.
Last night biking home from south of lake street, not a single car passed me going my way. which makes me think this city ain't all that big, it's a country town waiting in the middle of that puberty spurt of awkwardness. My theater professor pointed out how people only go out on friday and saturday, and sometimes thursdays if your lucky, but in any other big city, a new york, Chicago, I'm not sure about seattle, but anyways it will be in that stage until downtown attracts some money, where instead of all the rich people living in the suburbs and lake areas, if they lived in the city it might be different it might make it more of a metropolis, it might encourage people to be driving at 3 in the morning so pass some slouch riding his bike.

I wrote this paper yesterday for a history class taught by a Chinese grad student whose language proficiency had gotten noticeably better as the semester went on. So I thought maybe the more obscure words I threw in there, the more cultural phrases, the more thesaurus oriented grammar, that maybe she would just assume I knew what I was talking about, which if I had to present it I could, I mean I knew what I was saying I just feel like writing it out it doesn't always come across the way I want it, I feel stifled by the paragraph form and the program telling me that I have run on sentences. They should have that option, I mean if you can communicate in person what you can't in word that should count for something right, and it seems that papers have become the standard rather then presentations.
Someone was trying to say that greek wrestlers after their match that the winner would fuck the looser and the crowd would watch, I kind of doubted it's reality but maybe, then someone said "eww" or some other word of disgust, and then he said how it's all cultural context, I mean look at what people love to watch nowadays, gunfights car accidents, thing found on Most eXtreem videos. And I thought about all the ridiculously crap I have watched on various video sites, and I would concur. I watched a cheerleader getting vaulted up into the air to land on her back in a parking lot, and I laughed hard, because of the fall and because it was live on local news and the reaction by the telecasters was great. By the way Rick Kupchella is a dick, for several reasons, but let's just say he's a little too anal about his audi SUV.
I also read that the Spartan army was encouraged to take lovers among their own ranks, the logic being that they would fight more fiercely if they knew there loved ones were fighting in the same war or battle. Which I guess makes sense, but it makes me wonder if all those frat boys homophobes at Michigan state know that their mascot that they cheer relentlessly for is probably a homosexual? I think it's best not told to them because it would only end up in other colleges hands doing homosexual slander and taunts the th MI staters.

I guess if your a rigorous health person, you scorn the brand of Odwalla, it's made by coke, and their is a lot of sugars and bad ingredients for you, as well as Naked Juices, not good, just juice your own stuff or eat fruits on their own, plus then you skip the packaging and shipping of the products.

2 comments:

marie said...

this whole semester i've been ragging on about how i wish i could just give oral exams rather than writing what i speak solely because my intelligence level sinks to the equivalent of an 8th grader in written form. and i like to talk. especially about global things.

and st. paul is the best place in the world to bicycle at 3 in the morning. or 9 at night. perfect.

Anonymous said...

Funny that Spartans encouraged romantic/sexual relationships within the army...it's one of the reasons the army has justified not putting women into hard physical combat. "Studies have shown" that men are more likely to be distracted from battle if a woman is injured than if a man is. I'd like to know who stands out in the battlefield and ticks off how many times male soldiers help males and how many times they help females.

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