• If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. LENNY BRUCE

I saw a unte reader today, I had never read one before and I picked an article that talked about how if you want to know whats goin on in this world talk to a comedian, like lenny bruce, someone who comments on society.

Sometimes I think about technology and how far we have come, I mean the whole human genome thing. I think we have come pretty far, and then I watch sports and some dude is saying in the interview about how much he would like to thank god for blessing him with all these talents and shit. I mean come ON, god doesn't care about sports, your entertainment, thats what sports is, your acting like a comedian thanking god for allowing him to make up a bunch of funny jokes, you entertain people, but your good at what you do.

I learned that embryo's can split creating twins but then merge again later, early on in the fertilization process. That means if fetus's had soles, or that there is such a thing as a sole outside the conciousness of our brain, that two would be created and then pushed together to make one person two souls, I guess thats what soulmates mean, or maybe those people are the ones with split personalities, Jekyll and Hide.

Today a guy at work told me about a kid who lived down the street from him when he went to K State, and he was about six, and after heavy rains he waited on the corner where a huge puddle was, for cars to drive by so he could get splashed. and then once all the college students found out they would all whial through the puddle super fast, just so see this kid get launched in his yard by a huge wave, like valleyfair home-made. This kid loved it, getting siaked in his tee shirt laughing.

I realized being a valet is redicilous, the wierd culture surrounding it, the way we talk about people's cars' the way when someone picks up thier ticket and we have to go get it, it's like the one dude says "hey it's a mercedes 500 or some shit, and then everyone fawn over it like a dog to a bone. who cares, cars are machines, i don't think they should ever have been made to pretty, but then again I always go function over form is most things in my life.

Oh yeah, again we mapped the human genome, and we still won't elect an openly atheist politician. a gay black man would have a better chance at getting elected then an openly athiest one.

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oh and listen to lenny bruce if you never have before it's kind of ridiculous.

PS one women hating joke that I sort of laughed at.
"whats the best way to get some ass at a bar"
"what?"
"Walk up to any woman and ask them how their relationship with their father is, if they say great. immediately walk away and talk to someone else."