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Thursday, March 15, 2007

As a male in the infancy on his being a man it has come to my attention of the unavailing stereotypes of what it is to be a man. That it is considered a thing to be a mama's boy if perhaps all the pairs of underwear you own have purchased by your mother. but a recent viewing of the Simpson's has shown that mama's boys go on tandem bike rides with their mother and then eat cakes with them in their tree house. I have not partaken in the bike rides and cakes but the underwear I am guilty of, I don't attribute it to the relationship that I have with my mother but rather to my abundance of apathy at male undergarments and my inability to buy something that I for a majority in high school went with out (commando).

So I may indeed be a mama's boy but not because of the underwear, more so the 4 years of breastfeeding and six years of homeschooling, and the fact that my mom continues to amaze me at times. But being a mama's boy does nothing to effect my view of myself of a man for I contend that masculinity has been mixed with androgyny to define what is sexy about men, for instance the switch from bruce willis, sly stallone, Arnold, and other early 90's symbols. To the Jude Law's and Johnn'y Depp's of today
watch the evolution
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,1113899_612349,00.html
I wonder if they made of composite of all the faces what it would look like.

If you get the chance listen to the Album JAZZ of queen's it's good almost the whole way through.

another idea of mans' lib. ( I still get hung up on this) there must be a changing, male children are probably more so now then ever in the past hundred years, are being raised with the ability to say "I've seen my father cry before" where many of people i know, never have. But in the more comedic realm of Mans Lib there was a certain fascination lately with the length of male pubic hair, I mean there is no real variation, short and long. where as upon my numerous viewings of pornography I have realized that the variety available to women may make them less self conscious of their genitals. Men are sensitive to the idea of penis size despite the reassurance by Sue Johanson that only the first front 1/3 or so of the vagina has nerve endings, there persists among women a idea I have heard recounted on TV and in person that it does make a difference but not a be all end all. Maybe some of it is mental and the fact that women see a large penis that mentally during intercourse that effects the feeling they achieve.
Well one way for men to become more proud of their penis, is to accompany it with a original hair style. giving every penis it's own personal flair, the afro would of course be the most common among lazy men, which stereotypically would be a lot of them, But their could be the pompadour or crew cut, the possibility could easily give a range of a dozen or so distinct styles to accompany the penis.
I think it would make a decent website, a quiz accompanied by overview of your shape, and what hairstyle would best suit you. Pubictrimforhim.com coming in January 2008.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I feel a blog coming on..." Why don't you recount what inspired that last paragraph?

marie said...

NICK NOLTE: 1992

With his ultra-masculine air, 1992's Sexiest Man found favor with both genders. "He's got much more sex appeal than I do," Warren Beatty said of Nolte, who had hit box-office gold with The Prince of Tides and Cape Fear.



You know, I thought that the list was pretty crazy with listing Sean Connery in 1989, but fucking Nick Nolte? Seems like they're predicting the descendent of reality television and the decline of American populous.

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