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writing about what I view of the channel that shows our decision makers at work

Friday, November 03, 2006

Bill Moyers, Cultural Diffusion, bladder muscles.

My roomate this week interviewed for a job at UPS, he said the whole time they tell you how bad the job is how hard it will be. That made me think they get some of thier recuitment tactics from the jewish religious borad for converting heathens. Anyways they asked him how he heard about the job and he resbonded with the ever common answer of "cultural duffusion" which he said he immediatly regretted and then had to try and explain himself further, as the hiring attendent looking at hims queasily.

I have once again found some love in television, much in the same way I did this summer watching scads of programming on CSPAN, this time it is PBS, many people may be unaware, especially those with cable, but there is two pbs channels here in the metro area, and each contain highly education programing. From Juila Childs to Charlie Rose the station has been home to many enigmatic characters. One of them being my newest love affair "Bill Moyers." He is kinda old an dopey and a little to hung up on god, but all in all he's got the look that gets the touch. Molly Ivens, a reporter from texas has written she wants him to run for president, and Bill has supposedly toyed with the idea, he said on "the daily show" last year that he may come back to haunt them, (referring to the new head of PBS). Not sure what that means but this hearsay has got me all excited, I think he would be one of the most honest and reviled candidates in a long while, I say today that if he runs I would stop whatever I'm doing and join his campaign.
Well I hope it happens but we will see. Also I saw a frontline episode where they showcased a non-profit group from San Fransisco called Kiva who does business at Kiva.org . This company has taken the micro-finance ideas of the recent Nobel peace prize winner and applied it to the technology of the internet. They established a company where now people in the US can donate from their credit card or back account, small amounts of money in the hundreds of dollars, to help people in third world nations start up businesses.

Oh the other day in class I went to the bathroom and got a little worried after urination, because there is always a little bit of dribble of piss that leaks out when you flop your penis back in your pants. Well I thought this can only get worse as I get older, so for the next 15 min in class I sat there flexing my Pubococcygeus muscles. Andy says that would be a good stand up joke, to talk about flexing your penis muscles, and then tell all the men in the audience to do it with you while you do a set of 5 flexing for 10 seconds each, and then just make weird facial expressions. But what does he know with all his social diffusion and stuff.

1 comment:

bipedalistest said...

I'll bet you got some nice results when you typed "penis muscles" into Google to get the technical term "Pubococcygeus."

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