Jerry Seinfield has tickets that are upwards of eighty dollars, and you can no go see him at the orphium theater with all the other rich people who eighty dollars is a blow of the nose. I'm not saying anything about his comedy, but it's hard to make scathing commentary about society when your audience is part of the problem, schumcks who think that seeing a celebrity comic is a big deal, taking pictures of the marquee.
Some hot shot going to the show pulls up with a grill emblem that has a bunch of M's all over it, I quickly went through all the M brand cars that I remembeed, looking at the shock of my co-worker (I thought he was gonna mess his pants) I imediatley began singing in my head "My maserati does 185" ... the said hot shot tries to produce some favor by throwing us a Andrew Jackson (I like to call them Indian killers) for a six dollar charge, he explains if we aren't able to keep it down here then, could we at least have it down when the show gets out. Of course us underlings will walk hot coals for a 14 dollar tip split 5 ways.
If our country didn't have so many different climates I bet people wouldn't bitch so much about the cold. I mean yeah it's cold here but what are your other options?